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Bonfire Night And Why I’d Like To Give Politicians A Rocket

We have no idea if he owned a dog, a cat, a guinea pig, a gerbil, a hamster or even the domesticated form of the European polecat, which like many a Yorkshireman he would doubtless have kept down his unmentionables, leading future spouse, Maria, to oft enquire: “Oh, Guy, is that a ferret down your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?”

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