Donald And Me

He wanted to do the interview on his private jet because he didn’t have a lot of time to stand still so we agreed. After waiting for him to have his makeup done (agent orange) we sat down and at about 33,000 feet he announced his candidacy to become the next President of the United States, I laughed heartily as he told us to shut off the camera. After some persuasion he let us turn it on again. He told me if he became president he wouldn’t have to charge the country to buy another Air Force One jet because he already had one like it. I said, trying to stay neutral, that I thought it would be easier to find women to date once he was actually in the White House (a fair point). He seemed irked. Eventually, because of my in-depth interview style he told me he had had enough of me, got up and locked himself in the cockpit. Eventually the plane landed, primarily, I thought, to get rid of us.

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