Mary Berry Quitting Bake Off Deemed ‘Worse Than Brexit’ By Upset Viewers

Today Mary Berry broke the nation’s hearts. She announced, defiantly, that she would be quitting the Great British Bake Off.

Hundreds were left distraught when they heard the news, already reeling after presenters Mel and Sue’s announcement they would not be appearing in Bake Off series eight, under its new guise on Channel 4.