Mark Zuckerberg Went Full Villain And ‘Used A Laser To Kill A Goat’

The social media chief said: “I go, ‘We’re eating the goat you killed?’ He said, ‘Yeah.’ I said, ‘Have you eaten goat before?’

“He’s like, ‘Yeah, I love it.’ I’m like, ‘What else are we having?’ ‘Salad.’ I said, ‘Where is the goat?’ ‘It’s in the oven.’

“Then we waited for about 30 minutes. He’s like, ‘I think it’s done now.’ We go in the dining room. He puts the goat down. It was cold. That was memorable. I don’t know if it went back in the oven. I just ate my salad.”

Zuckerberg’s pledge to only eat meat from animals he killed himself was denounced in 2011 by animal rights organisations.

The charity Peta said on its website at the time: “Kinda makes you wonder if Zuckerberg is missing the empathy gene, huh?”