From her relationship with former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott to her time in Jools Holland’s brass band, Nessa led quite the life before she met Smithy.
While we left them firmly as a couple back in 2010, we kind of hope the ensuing years have seen her embark on more ridiculous adventures, rather than settling down with Smithy and Neil, the baby.
We’re imagining something like an ill-fated appearance on Love Island, an affair with Piers Morgan and a stint at the helm of the Strictly band. Dave Arch who?