The 7 Stages Of Heartbreak Following The Arrival Of M&S’s ‘Love Sausage’

Kim Kardashian’s done it, the dress has done, even an egg has done it – and, now a humble sausage has broken the internet, too. Personally, I could’ve gone to my grave a happy woman having never heard the words ‘Love Sausage’ used side by side. But there’s the life you wish for and then the life you get.

Emotions were running high on Thursday evening, following the announcement of MS’s cursed Valentine’s Day meal. But in the cold light of day, the reality of the retailer’s novelty dish is far less appealing.

Akin to the stages of grief, here are the seven stages of the Love Sausage heartbreak.

1. Realising you’re going to have to eat it before Valentine’s Day

A humble zoom on the candid pictures emerging on social media will reveal one particularly jarring truth: